It’s December. The kids are opening their advent calendars and as you smile through gritted teeth as your child gets excited about opening a door to reveal a bell or something, you really wish your other half had bought you one; a festive extravaganza of slightly stale chocolate farmyard animals or whatever it is. Well, they didn’t. BUT you don’t have to miss out – here are three very hilarious audio advent calendar apps that I have opened all the doors on like an over indulgent 6 year old.
The Broken Britain Christmas Advent Calender.
A hilarious, topical and sometimes very rude joke every day highlighting the third world that is Great Britain at the moment and a soundboard of hilarity at the end of December. But just you wait til Christmas Day – oh boy are you in for a treat!
Download it on iPhone and on Android
Peter Dickson’s 12 Days of Christmas.
If you don’t know who Peter Dickson is by now you must be a mental. He says things on telly. You know, that bloke with the voice… Yes him – “PLEASE WELCOME DERMOT O’LEARY!!!” Well he has made a very funny advent calendar that will have you in stitches, particularly if you like that show, what’s it called? X Factor? Download it on iPhone and on Android
Neg’s Appy Christmas.
Talking of being a mental, Neg Dupree is one of those. You’ve probably seen him guesting on shows doing outrageous things like knocking on people’s doors and insisting that they had been knocking on his door for as long as he possibly can. Or seeing how long he can get away with smoking in a non-smoking restaurant for. The guy’s brilliant. Well, guess what, he has an advent calendar too! Who’d have thunk it..? Download it on iPhone and on Android
